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Cold Shower Challenge - Day 9
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Cold Shower Challenge - Day 9

James Armstrong
Jan 11
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Cold Shower Challenge - Day 9
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Today was cold. I knew it would be because.. hello, we had a storm yesterday. So I dove in without asking my bitch what the temperature was.

That's my Google assistant by the way. I named it bitch. Turned out it was 12 degrees. Anyway if you recall, I was thinking if I did shampoo, rinse and repeat. I'd make 5 minutes.

Music on, booty-shaking.... or shivering. Same same.

As luck would have it, I bought a brand called Wanderer. I get it through Dollar Shave Club. Now the instructions for the shampoo... Work a small amount through wet hair. Massage into scalp..

TAKE A MOMENT TO WANDER! Rinse and REPEAT.

This stuff was made for this challenge.

Then I get the conditioner... Work a small amount through wet hair and scalp. Leave in for 1 to 2 min.

TAKE A MOMENT TO WANDER! Rinse thoroughly.

By the time it was all done. My timer was going.

5 minutes and then some.

Nailed it.

I did have an afterthought though. The creators of these products are telling us to take a moment to wander.... What on earth do they think men do during a shower? Wash my hair.. walk around the block. Rinse. Repeat... in jail for indecent exposure??

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