Caravan Life

Caravan Life

It's night 3. I haven't slept for 2 nights.
Will cleaning all the junk out keep Steve away.
All seems well, my son is asleep. I'm finally going to get a decent night's.

*rustle rustle*

Damnit Steve, fuck off.

I spend the next few hours trying to pinpoint where he's at. And then it happens, he fucked up.. he's cornered.
With my trust 2 x 4 piece of pine.
I smack Steve into.....

Wait.. that's not Steve. Bastard brings his family?

Why does it feel like Bob was doing a service I didn't know about?

Shortly after despatching of Rachel, I hear more noises.
That's outside, thats bigger than a mouse.
That's when something lands on my roof and makes me jump.

Well forget about sleeping tonight.
Steve has got to go.

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