CARAVAN LIFE

#caravanlife
So living in a caravan (from now on, it’s the “van”), out in bush area has it advantages and disadvantages.
Especially when you have nerve pain and there are literally ants, flies, bees, wasps everywhere.
So far I've been successful in keeping most out.
But every little twitch, burning sensation, stabbing, shooting, little pinch that my legs go through constantly, make me think..

Is that my nerves? Or something having a munch?
So I look down.. brush off an ant sometimes. Sometimes it's a bit of nature poking me with a stick.
Most the time it's just my nerves.

This time, it was a huntsman that covered half my foot.

I'm not scared of spiders, but have a healthy respect of them. Huntsman spider is harmless, they eat bugs and other spiders.

However, expecting to see an ant, or nothing, did not adequately prepare me for the size and hairiness of this big assed freaking spider.
Did I scream like a bitch?
Yes I did.
Did I kick my leg so quickly to flick him off that it hurt my damn leg?
Yes I did.
Did I then attack and kill the damn thing for giving me a heart attack, making me scream like a bitch and hurt myself?
Regretfully, yes, yes I did.
I'm sorry Bob, RIP.

Dude, seriously though, boundaries. You don't jump on my foot, I won't jump on yours.